Funny enough, I met Joey on tinder. I never knew you could meet football buddies on tinder, but I did. Then he showed me this awesome thing he can do. He would bounce me off a spring board he had mounted for some reason and catch me with no hands. He has amazing skills. I don't know why he can't go pro?
He's seen some crazy shit, man. Have you ever seen that movie "Fire in the Sky"? Yeah it was a lot like that, but with like electrodes and shit, man. I was fuckin' crazy. Terry will just have to tell you himself. You see his brother Danny behind him is still fuckin' freaked out from it!
Look, I tried to show this to ScoobZ but he just kept laughin' at me. I'm tellin ya', that dude looks like Michelle, man. Just look at that smile.
ok, hey...thanks for comin' by, and don't tell Scoobz I got this place. He might get mad. Oh! and the link will take you to our evidence stash. Laterz
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