Did someone tell you to touch this?

You don’t have to tell me who told you, and I know you didn’t tell anyone about the site before you touched it. That person that told you to touch it did the same thing.

I’m really not mad…

I’m glad you touched it, really.

It was fun and you enjoyed it…

Come on…you can tell me.

I enjoyed it too…

Now go on and tell all the others so they can come and touch it, too.

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*Really said that we live in a day in age where I have to now tell you that all things in () is satire and should be treated as such. So, of you are offended by anything in said (), please kindly go Fuck Yourself, and have a lovely day**

Hell Naw, Fuck You Yeah, Fuck It

Uuuhhh...this site ain't fir kids, so if you a kid, scram!

This site is growing, and I have you to thank for that. I enjoy all the time I spend working on this site, almost as much as I hope you enjoy viewing it. So if you want to help this site grow more, make sure to tell your friends to visit. Now that that is out of the way...Wanna see ma' pecker?

Well do ya'